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I'm just a wee bit behind the
times, y'know, so ya have ta be either callin' in your order,
or printing this webpage and mailing it in, if ya be wantin'
any of this really cool stuff! We'll ship it out
lickety-split for ya so you can be ready for St. Patty's Day
or Christmas or for any occasion! And for glory's sake,
please send us some photographs of ya wearin' the clothing or
hats, or enjoying your favorite drink in one of thee
glasses...we just might be addin' ya to our website, don't
y'know!
____ COFFEE MUG- "Make Mine an Irish,
When Irish Cows Are SmilingTM,"
11-ounce white, glossy ceramic with kelly green logo
design, dishwasher/microwave safe, perfect for your morning
pick-me-up or anytime hot drink. $6.00 each/Buy 5 Get One Free
(+ Priority Mail shipping* for same shipment includes
insurance:
1 Mug = $8.00; 2 Mugs = $10.00; 3 Mugs = $13.00; 4 Mugs =
$15.00; 5-6 Mugs = $17.00)
____ PINT GLASS- "Me Glass Tis
Always Full, When Irish Cows Are SmilingTM," 16-ounce glass with kelly green logo
design, dishwasher safe, makes any celebration an Irish
wingding!
$6.00 each/Buy 5 Get One Free (+ Priority Mail shipping*
for same shipment includes insurance: 1 Glass =
$8.00; 2 Glasses = $10.00; 3 Glasses =
$13.00; 4 Glasses = $15.00; 5-6 Glasses = $17.00)
 
____ GOLF SHIRT- "When Irish
Cows Are SmilingTM" embroidered
color logo on left-side chest on a black Gildan Activewear
Heavyweight Ultra Blend 50/50 polo short-sleeved shirt.
The official shirt worn by the cast and director of the hit
show, When Irish Cows Are SmilingTM! Stylish enough to wear for any
frolic or
rumpus.
____ Adult Medium, ____ Adult Large,
____ Adult
XLarge.
$30.00 each (+ $7.00 Priority Mail shipping* per
shirt)
 
____ THONG- "Let's Get JIGGY,
When Irish Cows Are SmilingTM,"
white, superfine baby ribbed, 100% cotton thong with
high-end woven elastic trim, has kelly green logo.
Made to fit low, these thongs are the perfect accent
to go with our T-shirt or Golf Shirt, or to wear under that
special mini-skirt or hip-hugging
jeans. ____
Small (sz 0-2), ____ Medium (sz 2-4), ____ Large (sz 6-8),
____ XLarge (sz
10-12)
$15.00 each/Buy 5 Get One Free...mix and match sizes (+
$7.00 Priority Mail Shipping* for up to 6 thongs ordered
in same shipment)
 
____ GOLF UMBRELLA-
"Hole-In-Ones A Plenty, When Irish Cows Are SmilingTM," 64-inch arc, green and white
golf umbrella with kelly green logo, windproof with fiberglass
shaft and wooden handle. The perfect umbrella to bring ye the
luck 'o the Irish whether you're on the greens, at the St.
Patty's Day parade, beach, or anytime you want to shield
yourself from ole Mother
Nature. $30.00 each (+
$9.00 Priority Mail shipping* per umbrella)
____ BASEBALL CAP- "When Irish
Cows Are SmilingTM" embroidered
color logo (same logo design as on Golf Shirt above) on black
100% cotton, adjustable cap. One size fits
most. Perfect to wear on the golf course, boating,
at the ballpark or anyplace you like (except church, don't
y'know), and it goes great with our Golf Shirt or T-shirt
above!$25.00 each (+ $7.00 Priority Mail shipping* per
cap)
  
____ JUMBO FIREMAN'S HELMET- Red
foam oversized hat with black 1871 Chicago Fire Dept. logo on
front is a direct prop used in the hit show, When Irish
Cows Are SmilingTM.
One size fits
most.
$20.00 each (+ $7.00 Priority Mail shipping* per
hat)
____ JUMBO LEPRECHAUN TOP HAT-
"Happy St. Patrick's Day," oversized green foam hat with white
band and yellow shamrock is perfect to wear at St. Patty's Day
parade or party, and the right accent with our lime-green logo
T-Shirt. You'll be the life of the party! One size fits
most.
$10.00 each (+ $7.00 Priority Mail shipping* per
hat)
_____ LAUGHING IRISH
COW- 4-inch tall, black & white, soft plush crazy
cow, with green leprechaun top hat, and attached keychain
ring. Press his belly and he MOOs, then breaks out into
hysterical laughter! (Hit PLAY AUDIO below to hear his
laughter) Sure to be puttin' a smile on your face at
your St. Patty's bash or any day of the year! $5.00 each (+
$2.50 1st Class Mail shipping* per cow)
____ FLYING COW PIE- 8-inch
brown canvas flyer with yellow "When Irish Cows Are
SmilingTM flying Cow Pie"
logo. This is our official parade giveaway...only tossed
out to lucky individuals that attend parades we happen to take
Danni Joy out for a wee bit of fresh air. We do not sell
this giveaway as a souvenir at our shows, but maybe if ye beg
and plead nicely with us, we'll let you buy one because you
visited our website. $5.00 each - LIMIT ONE PER
NAME/HOUSEHOLD/ADDRESS! (+ $2.50 1st Class Mail shipping* per
cowpie)
CALL 800-664-9074 (Monday - Friday,
9:00am-3:00pm Central Time) TO PLACE YOUR ORDER BY
PHONE
- or
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PRINT THIS WEBPAGE, MARK THE ITEMS YOU WANT TO
PURCHASE,
AND
NEATLY COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
NAME:________________________________________________________________________________
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DAY
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Total
Amount of Items Purchased:
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Illinois Residents add 8.75% Sales Tax:
$_____________
*Total
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International Rates may be higher)
Total
Charged to Credit Card or Enclosed Check:
$_______________
Make
Check Payable to and Mail Completed Order Form
to:
GSU/VP Combined Shows, Inc., PO Box 68125, Schaumburg,
IL 60168-0125
Thank you for your order!
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